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So there's this thing I like to call the "Red Bull Effect", yeah?  And basically what it is, is that you've had a ton of Red Bull, like more than 2 cans, and it's late at night and you've got work that you need to do but you're starting to get fucking hysterical and there's NOTHING you can do to stop it so at a certain point you just have to GIVE IN.  And unfortunately, if you've been procrastinating by reading plotty Harry/Draco smut, well, then...your brain jumps to all sorts of things.

And if your brain happens to be my brain, what it lands on is this: Dean Winchester and Draco Malfoy.  And hatefucking.  Come on, now.  Where, you might ask, would this happen?  In my brain, it is in a bizarre AU where Dean and Sam are at Hogwarts, maybe John sent them there to get them out of the way, they're still hunter's kids but also wizards from Mary's side of course, Dean's 17 and Sam is 14, and Malfoy is 17 and Voldemort is just a shadowy presence out there, like HP&OoTP shadowy, so Malfoy's maybe not a Death Eater yet, or maybe this is more around HBP.  And you might ask how the hell is this all happening at the same time, but you know what, this is MY brain, so shut up.

And...and...and then your brain is like, WRITE IT.  And the sane part of your brain that knows you should be working on your research project that is 30% of your grade in a course that you're sort of doing poorly in is like, NO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.  And the insane part of your brain is like, WRITE IT RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT.

And the sane part of your brain shuts up.

Yeah, this is untitled and is chapter one of a WIP that will, in all likelihood, never be finished.  Reader beware.  PG-13 this chapter, I guess.


My brain is officially broken, I've got six hours until class, and I still have written zero words of my research project.  Damn plot bunnies.

Also: I strongly want to write some Supernatural/Prison Break crossover with Dean and Michael as cellmates, like Folsom Prison Blues-era and S1 of Prison Break.  Or maybe Sona-era.  Whistler, Michael, Mahone, AND Sam & Dean?  Oh my god, my brain just melted.

Hottest fucking thing ever: The Other Half, SG-1 fanfic by eliade.  Oh God, I think I just died.